Top 10 Lies Told By Trumpet Players

10. My valve got stuck.

9. I've never taken anything up an octave.

8. Who's Maynard Ferguson?

7. I didn't have a chance to warm up.

6. I could play it at home.

5. I only own one mouthpiece.

4. Sure, I'd give up my double-high-C for better technique.

3. I believe tone is more important than range.

2. I've never tried to see how high I can play.

1. I wish I had learned to play clarinet instead.